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- You believe the staff room should have a Valium salt lick.
- You find humor is other people's stupidity.
- You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice
to have all your holidays and summers free.
- You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
- You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box
on the report card.
- You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone
says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."
- When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange
children and correct their behavior.
- Marking all A's on the report card would make your life
SOOO much simpler.
- When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about
a food group.
- You think people should be required to get a government
permit before being allowed to reproduce.
- You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
- You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
- You really encourage an obnoxious parent to check into
home schooling.
- You've never had your profession slammed by someone who
would NEVER DREAM of doing your job.
- You can't have children of your own, because there is
NO name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure
the moment you heard it.
- Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the question,
"Why is this kid like this?"
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